Dreams?
If you were to ask one of my mates, "How wierd are Danica's dreams?" Most of them would be able to answer "Very." as most of them have featured in such an event and i've relayed it to them. A very few might say, "I've got no idea, why the hell are you asking about her dreams anyway? Wierdo." but never mind, they're currently in the dark. I doubt they're safe for long.
My dream from last night was vivid...and completely insane. I was a scientist (I hated science in school) and i was on the verge of some breakthrough (though i'm not sure what breakthrough it was supposed to be) and just before i got it, the home-time bell rang. (School much?) I went to leave when the boss Scientist pulled me aside and said, "Danica, you'd better have that done by Tuesday." (I somehow knew that in my dream it was a long weekend, so Tuesday made sense.) I promised i would and went home. I'm not sure how i got home but i suddenly was.
At home i was getting ready to go to Albany with some freinds for the long weekend. Not very wierd...yet. I grabbed my bag and said goodbye to Mum and hopped into Mel K's yellow jeep??? (Mel doesn't even drive yet.) Along for the ride were Sian, Kim and KELLAN LUTZ! I'm SO wierd. (For those of you who somehow don't know, Kellan Lutz plays Emmett Cullen in Twilight. But i was in love with him before that show lol!)
We went out for dinner. (We're in Albany now btw.) We went to a kareoke bar and then we decided to go to a movie. (Why we couldn't have done this at home in Perth i have no idea.) As we went to leave the movie i realised my asthma puffer was missing from my pocket and i went back to look for it with Kim and Kellan whilst Sian and Mel went and got the car. (Yeah, like i've said already, wierd.) The chairs in the movie theatre were stacked to the side of the room as if they were all portable and i searched through dropped things on the floor for my puffer.
"We're never going to find it," Kim said kicking something across the room...my puffer.
"Kim! You just kicked it." I yelled and him, and went a retrieved it.
Back in the car Kim, Kellan and I ended up in a fit of giggles as Kim hid a sausage under Mel's seat.
"What are you laughing at?" Sian was giving us a wierd look from the front seat. We tried to tell her without giving the game away when Mel caught on.
"You's are wankers!" She laughed. (This line was not so far off what the real Mel would have said in the same situation.)
We continued to drive happily along when a car zoomed by us, being chased by a cop. Up ahead they pulled over and, for the hell of it apparently, we did to. We listened as the guy said he was speeding because he sneezed and his foot got stuck to the pedal. (What the?!) As we were inconspicuously listening to the Cop and guy argue, we walked around the caravan park we'd pulled over next to. I was given eighty cents by the owner for the song i'd sang earlier in the night at kareoke (even though, according to my dream evidence, i actually hadn't sang.) I thanked her.
"Will you sing again Tuesday?" she asked me.
"I'm sorry, i have a work deadline." i answered.
"Please?" she asked. Mel said she didn't mind staying another night, so i told her i'd sing again on Tuesday but my boss would be angry.
My dream didn't show me sing again but it showed me getting back to work on Wednesday morning. (Shock, horror!) The boss scientist, who was now my MUM, asked why i hadn't finished my deadline.
"I spilt stuff on my coat and had to wash it." I excused myself.
She glared at me. "Fine, but don't let it happen again."
That's all i remember. How random can you get? I mean, what the hell is my subconcious trying to tell me? I thought dreams were your subconcious going through the days events or trying to figure out a problem you currently had. Also you're supposed to dream in balck and white (I remember hearing this in a high school science class...ironic?) and i distinctly remember seeing Mel's BRIGHT YELLOW jeep.
I went hunting for a few answers but came up with next to nothing. Except that seeing yellow means: "the dreamer has an intuitive or enlightened intellect." Umm...okay.
I also found some "Did You Know" interesting points.
"• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.
• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.
• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams it does not mean that you didn’t dream
• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often have four to seven dreams in one night
• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.
• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.
• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’ which means joy and music
• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.
• Research has shown that during REM sleep men experience erections and women experience vaginal blood flow no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, ‘wet dreams’ may not coincide with overtly sexual content.
• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams
• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their own dreams until the age of four"
Most of those seem pretty interesting, especially the last one, HOW could anyone possibly know that? A toddler isn't really able to give a blow by blow account of his or her dreams and nobody can actually SEE what another person dreams so i think that is hogwash.
Anyway, you've witnessed a little bit of the wierd, twisted way my brain works at times. That is all.
My dream from last night was vivid...and completely insane. I was a scientist (I hated science in school) and i was on the verge of some breakthrough (though i'm not sure what breakthrough it was supposed to be) and just before i got it, the home-time bell rang. (School much?) I went to leave when the boss Scientist pulled me aside and said, "Danica, you'd better have that done by Tuesday." (I somehow knew that in my dream it was a long weekend, so Tuesday made sense.) I promised i would and went home. I'm not sure how i got home but i suddenly was.
At home i was getting ready to go to Albany with some freinds for the long weekend. Not very wierd...yet. I grabbed my bag and said goodbye to Mum and hopped into Mel K's yellow jeep??? (Mel doesn't even drive yet.) Along for the ride were Sian, Kim and KELLAN LUTZ! I'm SO wierd. (For those of you who somehow don't know, Kellan Lutz plays Emmett Cullen in Twilight. But i was in love with him before that show lol!)
We went out for dinner. (We're in Albany now btw.) We went to a kareoke bar and then we decided to go to a movie. (Why we couldn't have done this at home in Perth i have no idea.) As we went to leave the movie i realised my asthma puffer was missing from my pocket and i went back to look for it with Kim and Kellan whilst Sian and Mel went and got the car. (Yeah, like i've said already, wierd.) The chairs in the movie theatre were stacked to the side of the room as if they were all portable and i searched through dropped things on the floor for my puffer.
"We're never going to find it," Kim said kicking something across the room...my puffer.
"Kim! You just kicked it." I yelled and him, and went a retrieved it.
Back in the car Kim, Kellan and I ended up in a fit of giggles as Kim hid a sausage under Mel's seat.
"What are you laughing at?" Sian was giving us a wierd look from the front seat. We tried to tell her without giving the game away when Mel caught on.
"You's are wankers!" She laughed. (This line was not so far off what the real Mel would have said in the same situation.)
We continued to drive happily along when a car zoomed by us, being chased by a cop. Up ahead they pulled over and, for the hell of it apparently, we did to. We listened as the guy said he was speeding because he sneezed and his foot got stuck to the pedal. (What the?!) As we were inconspicuously listening to the Cop and guy argue, we walked around the caravan park we'd pulled over next to. I was given eighty cents by the owner for the song i'd sang earlier in the night at kareoke (even though, according to my dream evidence, i actually hadn't sang.) I thanked her.
"Will you sing again Tuesday?" she asked me.
"I'm sorry, i have a work deadline." i answered.
"Please?" she asked. Mel said she didn't mind staying another night, so i told her i'd sing again on Tuesday but my boss would be angry.
My dream didn't show me sing again but it showed me getting back to work on Wednesday morning. (Shock, horror!) The boss scientist, who was now my MUM, asked why i hadn't finished my deadline.
"I spilt stuff on my coat and had to wash it." I excused myself.
She glared at me. "Fine, but don't let it happen again."
That's all i remember. How random can you get? I mean, what the hell is my subconcious trying to tell me? I thought dreams were your subconcious going through the days events or trying to figure out a problem you currently had. Also you're supposed to dream in balck and white (I remember hearing this in a high school science class...ironic?) and i distinctly remember seeing Mel's BRIGHT YELLOW jeep.
I went hunting for a few answers but came up with next to nothing. Except that seeing yellow means: "the dreamer has an intuitive or enlightened intellect." Umm...okay.
I also found some "Did You Know" interesting points.
"• One third of our lives are spent sleeping.
• In your lifetime you will spend about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2100 days spent in a different world.
• Everybody dreams. Just because you don’t remember your dreams it does not mean that you didn’t dream
• We dream an average of one or two hours every night and we often have four to seven dreams in one night
• Five minutes after the end of a dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 99 percent is lost.
• If you are snoring then you cannot be dreaming.
• The word dream stems from the middle English word, ‘dreme’ which means joy and music
• Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.
• Research has shown that during REM sleep men experience erections and women experience vaginal blood flow no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, ‘wet dreams’ may not coincide with overtly sexual content.
• People who give up smoking have longer and more intense dreams
• Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They don’t appear in their own dreams until the age of four"
Most of those seem pretty interesting, especially the last one, HOW could anyone possibly know that? A toddler isn't really able to give a blow by blow account of his or her dreams and nobody can actually SEE what another person dreams so i think that is hogwash.
Anyway, you've witnessed a little bit of the wierd, twisted way my brain works at times. That is all.
posted by SCHMaNiCa at 12:08 pm
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