"PLeaSe eXCuSe MY uNWoRTHY CRaCK"
Hehehe...my title is a quote from Thank God You're Here and i thouhgt it was funny!!!
OMG!!! Do the chicks in the BB house piss everyone else off as much as me? I swear every year they get bitchier. Like frikkin grow up!!! Lol...imagine i said that last bit with a teeny-bopper accent thing...if you get that...sorry, joke between me a Chanel...moving on!!!
Today i got to drive the tiredest, oldest, clunkiest, gutless-est defender in the world and it was cool!!! Only wish i had a bush bashin track close by...but no, i had to be at work didn't i =( It was a hell thrash machine. Lol it bought back memories of when my "tree" (three) cousins and i used to line up and drag in the back paddock of the farm in our fifty dollar utes lol. They all had white fords and i had a yellow datsun. I used to whoop their asses. Because i was a good driver!!! And my gearbox worked better =P Lol, dragging in column shifts is really quite fun. I remember one day Tim got bogged so me and Josh parked infront of him and spun our tyres so all the gravel blew up in his face. Then Josh got bogged and i laughed and me Joel spent the next hour draggin them out with the help of tow balls and rope Lol. Then Pop yelled at us for digging up the Paddock too much and made us turn it with rakes instead of the tractor. Lol it was classic.
I remember my Nan used my thrash-mobile one day to water the taggies and i had to go to turn the pump on so i asked Tim if i could borrow his ute and he's like "I suppose, just don't scratch it." I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. His was an absolute rust bucket.
And five minutes after i bought it back he reversed into the fence. Oh lordie it was a laugh.
Then there was the time me and Joel went to round up the sheep on the quads and his busted so he dinkied on the back of the one i had and i took a corner a bit too fast (i forgot he was on there) and he went flying. He landed in a paddock of Lupins too, he's lucky none of them poked his eye out. Lol he's like "I'll never dinkie with you again."
Gotta go get a vehicle picked up. I'll be back!!! Lol,
Bye all,
Dani
xxx
OMG!!! Do the chicks in the BB house piss everyone else off as much as me? I swear every year they get bitchier. Like frikkin grow up!!! Lol...imagine i said that last bit with a teeny-bopper accent thing...if you get that...sorry, joke between me a Chanel...moving on!!!
Today i got to drive the tiredest, oldest, clunkiest, gutless-est defender in the world and it was cool!!! Only wish i had a bush bashin track close by...but no, i had to be at work didn't i =( It was a hell thrash machine. Lol it bought back memories of when my "tree" (three) cousins and i used to line up and drag in the back paddock of the farm in our fifty dollar utes lol. They all had white fords and i had a yellow datsun. I used to whoop their asses. Because i was a good driver!!! And my gearbox worked better =P Lol, dragging in column shifts is really quite fun. I remember one day Tim got bogged so me and Josh parked infront of him and spun our tyres so all the gravel blew up in his face. Then Josh got bogged and i laughed and me Joel spent the next hour draggin them out with the help of tow balls and rope Lol. Then Pop yelled at us for digging up the Paddock too much and made us turn it with rakes instead of the tractor. Lol it was classic.
I remember my Nan used my thrash-mobile one day to water the taggies and i had to go to turn the pump on so i asked Tim if i could borrow his ute and he's like "I suppose, just don't scratch it." I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. His was an absolute rust bucket.
And five minutes after i bought it back he reversed into the fence. Oh lordie it was a laugh.
Then there was the time me and Joel went to round up the sheep on the quads and his busted so he dinkied on the back of the one i had and i took a corner a bit too fast (i forgot he was on there) and he went flying. He landed in a paddock of Lupins too, he's lucky none of them poked his eye out. Lol he's like "I'll never dinkie with you again."
Gotta go get a vehicle picked up. I'll be back!!! Lol,
Bye all,
Dani
xxx
posted by SCHMaNiCa at 4:42 pm
1 Comments:
Haha! Lupins are funny.
"Why steal from the rich when all you steal is lupins?! Lupins for breakfast, lupins for lunch, all we ever bloody eat is lupins!"
Random Monty Pythin quote for you!
Thrash-mobiles are fun. I remember bush bashing as a kid in our old "lamb cruiser" as I thought it was called, and I thought I was so cool coz I got to sit on Steve's lap and hold the steering wheel. And when we got the 4 Runner, which had a roll-bar, Jamie asked what the roll-ar was for, and Steve said it was so the roof didn't collapse under the car's weight if we rolled, and Jamie thought that meant we were going to roll, so he didn't want to go any more. Poor little lamb.
Speaking of flowers hurting people's eyes, I remember a few years back some overzealous American tried to sue Barry Humphries when, as Dame Edna, he threw a gladiola out into the audience and it went in their eye. Stupid Yankees: "I'll sue!"
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